It’s well known that celebrities live better lives than we do. They’re our others. They exist only to make us feel inadequate, normal, and boring. How did it a man who reads a script in front of a camera end up with his own Boeing 707 and his own runway? Unless your head has been stuck in the sand you’ll be fully aware that we’re talking about John Travolta, who is single handedly carving out a new meaning for “success”; which is now evidently defined by how many planes you have.
Of course the stupidty doesn’t end there. Will Smith spent $20 million on his dream home, but it took him seven years to build it. He later discussed that he ended up with the dream home he wanted seven years ago and that his children were now old enough to have their own homes, a luxury he obliged them with. Stupidity isn’t even the start of it.
Back down on planet earth you might be forgiven for longing for the more humble things in life. Like that TV bracket you need to tilt your TV the right way so you can watch neighbours in bed. Instead of wondering which Boeing model you’re going to purchase next you might be forgiven for pondering the question do I want a tilted TV bracket or one that stays flat against the wall? Once you’ve hustled enough money to buy a TV bracket the next step is getting a TV… LCD TVs are particularly popular, so if you’re planning on buying one of these, makes sure you install the approriate LCD TV Bracket. But first, Maybe fix the holes in your wall that are letting through the draft that’s chilling your bones in the morning?
If you’re Donald Trump you can pay someone to do it all for you…His Florida beach front mansion was valued at a cool $125 million before the housing meltdown in 2006. With the smaller things in life taken care of, what’s left to wonder about? If you don’t get to ponder how you’re going to fix your TV to your wall what DO you wonder about? How to make more money perhaps?
Note to self. Get rich…
